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Oliver and Geoffby

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The label says “Since 1856 this premium beer is brewed according to the original Zywiec brewers recipe from the best natural ingredients: finest malted barley, choicest hops and pure mountain water.”

We say: “Bullshit.”

To add to the diceyness of this beer it has a temperature gauge on the back that shows when the beer is at optimum drinking temperature. Given that the colder the beer the less you can taste it, we reckon about 0° kelvin may be the ideal temperature for this brew.